You Need This Because You Are Stupid

There are signs, labels, instructions, contraptions etc that I see all around that really make me question why. Why do I need instructions on the box on how to make tea? Why do I need a giant arrow on the footpath (pointing in the direction of oncoming traffic) with a sign that says "LOOK"? Why do I need a label saying "Do not eat" on a packet of bleach? I see things like this all the time. All I can think is, if there is a sign or label etc then someone is dumb enough to need it.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Road warning

A sign on a road that tells people to look out for cars?

The world has an over population problem. If you need this then you are not part of the solution.

Cigarette warning

Ok. Just to make this absolutely clear to everyone. Smoking is addictive. Is this just cigarettes? Does it include crack? I've never seen a warning on my crack pipe.