Pram safety

I came across this at the train station.

Where do I start?

"Remember to hold on to your pram"

 Oh really? I thought prams drove and parked themselves these days. I should stop watching Sci-fi movies.

"For your free pram safety DVD phone 1800 625 352"
It's a fucking pram!!!! If you need a pram safety DVD then I propose that a birth control one would be more useful.